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a bunch of saddam hussein's body doubles ...
A bunch of Saddam Hussein's body doubles were waiting in a lounge when they heard on the news that Saddam's palace had been bombed. One of Saddam's advisors called them and said he had good news and bad news.

The doubles said they wanted the good news first, so the advisor said that Saddam had survived the blast. The doubles were greatly relieved.

"Then what's the bad news?" they asked.

"Saddam lost one of his arms," the advisor replied.

what do you call a monket...
What do you call a monkey lost in a desert?


what's the difference between jesus and...
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang the picture.

yo mama's so poor, she only has...
Yo mama's so poor, she only has two channels on her black and white tv, On and Off.

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