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empty cheeze whiz
 
 
Q: What do you call an empty jar of Cheeze Whiz?

A: Cheeze Whuz.
one day, a mechanic was working late...
 
 
One day, a mechanic was working late under a car and some brake fluid dripped into his mouth. "Wow! That stuff isn't too bad tasting," he thought. The next day, he told his buddy about tasting the brake fluid, and that he was drinking a cup with lunch.

His friend was a little concerned but didn't say anything. The next day, he decided to drink a pint. The day after that, he was up to a full bottle's worth. His friend was now really worried. 'You know, that brake fluid is poison and really bad for you. You better stop drinking that stuff!"

"Hey, no problem," he said. "I can stop any time!"

go ahead and walk all over me
 
 
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in front of your door?

Matt.

polish frogmen
 
 
Why don't Polish people kill frogs?

Because it's their national bird.


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