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a blonde was working on a puzzle. after ten ...
 
 
A blonde was working on a puzzle.

After ten hard months of work, she finally finished.

She was so proud of herself because on the side of the box it said, "2-3 years."

poor mama
 
 
Yo mama so poor, when she went to the 99 cents store she asked for a discount.
nasty mama
 
 
Yo mama smells so nasty, she makes speed stick slow down.
how many irishmen does it take...
 
 
How many Irish does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room spins around.


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