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search and destroy
 
 
What is the thing that you keep on looking for and when you find it you throw it away?

A booger.
genie-us
 
 
A young man fell in a pit one day and found a magic lamp with a genie inside.The genie told him he would grant him three wishes. The man's first wish was to get out of the pit.

**POOF**

He then wished for all the gold in the world.

**POOF**

The man could not think of anything for his third wish so he bought a Ferrari with some of his gold. As he was driving in his new car, he turned on the radio began to sing along with his favorite advertising jingle: 'Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Wiener...'

**POOF**

women rock
 
 
What do women and rocks have in common?

You skip the flat ones

man walks into a lawyer's office...
 
 
A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquired about the rates.

“Fifty dollars for three questions, ” replied the lawyer.

“Isn't that awfully steep?” asked the man.

“Yes,” the lawyer replied, “and what was your third question?”


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