Whatever jokes

Jokes » whatever » jokes 260

Whatever


stoners
 
 
What do you call three hippies having a yard sale?

Dealers!

sleep walking nun
 
 
What do you call a nun who sleep walks?

A roamin' Catholic.

that's not what i meant
 
 
Jeremy and Kris are walking down the street and see a dog licking himself. Jeremy says, "Man, I wish I could do that!" Kris replied, "I think you'd have to pet him first."
arkansas toothbrush
 
 
How do you know that the toothbrush was invented by a redneck?

If it was invented by anyone else they would have called it a "teethbrush".


Page 261 of 497     «« Previous | Next »»