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wedding hells
 
 
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But officer," the man began, "I can explain."

"Quiet!" snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you spend the night in jail until the chief gets back."

"But, officer, I just wanted to say,"

"And I said be quiet! You're going to jail!"

A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you, the chief's at his daughter's wedding so he'll be in a good mood when he gets back."

"Don't count on it," answered the guy in the cell. "I'm the groom."

blonde trapped on an isand
 
 
A blonde is trapped on an island. She learns how to swim and decides to go swim to shore. When she was only 1/4 away from shore, she swam back, complaining that she was too tired.
whats love got to do with it?
 
 
What did Ike say to Tina when she came in late with two black eyes?
Nothing, he already told her twice.
yo mama
 
 
Yo mama's so fat, she's like a blimp--round and full of gas.

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