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swing low sweet charriot
 
 
One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob, "If we don't get support soon, people will think we are nuts!"
whats love got to do with it?
 
 
What did Ike say to Tina when she came in late with two black eyes?
Nothing, he already told her twice.
wal-marks the spot
 
 
Q: Why aren't there any Wal-Marts in Afganistan?

A: Because there are too many Targets.

electron elation
 
 
Two atoms are walking down the road and one exclaims, "Oh my God, I just lost an electron!"

The other asks, "Are you sure?"

To which the first replies, "I'm positive!"


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