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What do you call three hippies having a yard sale?


sleep walking nun
What do you call a nun who sleep walks?

A roamin' Catholic.

that's not what i meant
Jeremy and Kris are walking down the street and see a dog licking himself. Jeremy says, "Man, I wish I could do that!" Kris replied, "I think you'd have to pet him first."
arkansas toothbrush
How do you know that the toothbrush was invented by a redneck?

If it was invented by anyone else they would have called it a "teethbrush".

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