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one day, a mechanic was working late...
 
 
One day, a mechanic was working late under a car and some brake fluid dripped into his mouth. "Wow! That stuff isn't too bad tasting," he thought. The next day, he told his buddy about tasting the brake fluid, and that he was drinking a cup with lunch.

His friend was a little concerned but didn't say anything. The next day, he decided to drink a pint. The day after that, he was up to a full bottle's worth. His friend was now really worried. 'You know, that brake fluid is poison and really bad for you. You better stop drinking that stuff!"

"Hey, no problem," he said. "I can stop any time!"

spaceman
 
 
What do you do when you see a spaceman?

Park in it, man.
clean joke, dirty joke
 
 
You wanna hear a dirty joke? A boy fell in a mud puddle.

You wanna hear a clean one? He took a bath!

sumo vs. feminist
 
 
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So you can tell them apart from feminists.


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