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spaceman
 
 
What do you do when you see a spaceman?

Park in it, man.
clean joke, dirty joke
 
 
You wanna hear a dirty joke? A boy fell in a mud puddle.

You wanna hear a clean one? He took a bath!

who's bigger riddle
 
 
Q: Who's Bigger -- Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's son?

A: His son, he's a little Bigger.
best way of skipping out on a check
 
 
Bring a sock puppet with you to the restaurant. When asked for your order, consult the sock and talk to the sock throughout the meal. When you get the check, order with the sock about who should pay. Then say, “Fine! You pay,” throw the sock on the table and walk out.

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