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oceans apart
 
 
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?

Nothing, they just waved.

two bit girlfriend
 
 
A guy walks in and sits down at a bar. His face is all bruised and bleeding so the bartender asks, "Hey buddy, what in the world happened to you?".

The guy says, "Oh, I got in a fight with my girlfriend and I called her a two-bit whore."

"Yeah?" asks the bartender. "What did she do?"

"She hit me with her bag of quarters!".


 
 
A beggar walked up to a well dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive and said 'I haven't eaten anything in four days.' She looked at him and said, 'God, I wish I had your willpower.'
technology-enabled amoebas
 
 
How do amoebas keep in touch?

With cell phones.

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