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most letters
 
 
What two words have the most letters in them?

Post Office!
st. paul vs. minneapolis
 
 
Did you hear that everyone in Minneapolis quit reading the Bible, going to church and lost their faith?

Reason: There are a dozen or so pages in the Bible about St. Paul, but nothing about Minneapolis.
p. diddy, britney spears, and eminem go to hell
 
 
P. Diddy, Britney Spears, and Eminem all die and go to hell. The devil took Britney in his hands and she melted into a puddle. Then he took P. Diddy in his hands and he melted into a puddle. Then he took Eminem into his hands, but he didn't melt. The devil said, "why didn't you melt like the other two?"
He said, "Because Eminem melts in your mouth, not your hands."
what do you call a blonde in an institute for high
 
 
What do you call a blonde in an institute for higher learning? A visitor.

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