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k-mart stands for...
 
 
Q: What does K-mart stand for?
A: Kuz Mexicans Are Rich Too

tomato family outing
 
 
Once upon a time there was a family of tomatoes were walking down the road. The baby was walking slowly, he began to fall behind his mommy and daddy. After about 5 minutes, the daddy became so furious he turned around and stomped on his son. "Come on, Ketchup! Let's go!"
baby clock talk
 
 
What did the baby digital clock say to his mother?

'Look ma, no hands!'
de-evolution
 
 
At the rate law schools are turning them out, by 2050 there will be more lawyers than humans.

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