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drunken donut ii: the return
 
 
A cop pulls over a guy.
"Your eyes are awfully red. Have you been drinking?"
"Gee, officer," the man says. "Your eyes are awfully glazed -- have you been eating doughnuts?"
grosser than gross kiss
 
 
What's grosser than gross?

Kissing your grandmother hello and her tounge slips in!

helen keller driving
 
 
Why can't Helen Keller drive?

Because she's a woman.
more chauvinism than ever before
 
 
Why did the pregnant lady cross the road?

I don't know, but where'd she get those shoes and what is she doing out of the kitchen?


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