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switch!
 
 
Susan was standing on a street corner when Bob stopped and said, 'Hey Susan, er, did you know you have a tampon hanging out of your mouth?'

'Oh my God,' she said, 'what did I do with my cigarette?'

thistle
 
 
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Thistle!
Thistle who?
Thistle make you laugh!
shakespeare
 
 
"Have you read Shakespeare?"

"No. Who wrote it?"
homework
 
 
"Jimmy! I thought I told you to do the dishes after you do your homework! Why are you watching television?"
"It's okay, Mom! I haven't done my homework yet."

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