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time on your hands?
 
 
Call a bowling alley, and ask, “Do you have 10 lb. balls?”
When the attendent says yes, ask, “Then how the hell do you walk?”
baldy pants
 
 
Why did the bald man cut holes in his pockets?

So he could run his fingers through his hair!

whats orange and sounds like a parrot?
 
 
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot!

joke joke
 
 
When's a joke like a father?

When the punchline's apparent!

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