Whatever jokes

Jokes » whatever » jokes 163

Whatever


chef clown
 
 
How do you know if the head chef is a clown?

When the food tastes funny.
eating cake lately?
 
 
Have you been eating cake lately?

Because you look a little crumby.
first class
 
 
A blonde was headed to Detroit. She got on the plane and sat down in first class.
A few minutes later, a flight attendent came up to her and told her that her ticket was for coach and she had to move from the seat. She refused. The flight attendent was persistant, but the blonde replied, "No, I want to sit here, I've always wanted to see what it is like in first class."

The flight attendent was getting frustrated. Finally, after quite some time, she convinced her to move.

Another passenger who overheard the conversation asked the attendent, "How did you get her to move?"

The flight attendent replied, "I told her that first class doesn't stop in Detroit."

redneck recycling
 
 
Q: What do Rednecks call four empty Cool Whip containers on a table?

A: Salad bowls


Page 164 of 497     «« Previous | Next »»