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escaped midget!
 
 
What do you call a psychic midget who just escaped from jail?

A small medium at large!
penny for your thoughts
 
 
What does one penny say to the other penny?

Let's get together and make some cents!
spliff joke
 
 
With a screech of brakes, an ambulance pulls up at the local emergency room and a hippie is wheeled out on a gurney. The doctor questions the patient's long-haired colleagues. 'So what was he doing then?' asks the physician. 'Acid? Cannabis?' 'Sort of,' replies one of the hippies, nervously thumbing his caftan. 'But we ran out of gear, so I skinned up a homemade spliff.' 'And what was in that?' asks the doctor. 'Um, I kind of raided my girlfriend's spice rack.' says the hippie. 'There was a bit of cumin, some turmeric and a little paprika.' 'Well, that explains it,' the doctor replies, looking at them gravely. 'He is in a Korma.'
eating cake lately?
 
 
Have you been eating cake lately?

Because you look a little crumby.

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