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fruit
 
 
Q: What do you call a bunch of gay guys standing on line?
A: Fruit by the foot.
pool
 
 
How do you make a pool table laugh?

Put your hand down its pocket and tickle its balls!
botched robbery
 
 
Two guys are committing a robbery. One of them is inside getting the money, the other is waiting in the getaway car. The man in the car is nervous because his partner hasn't come out yet.
Finally, the doors of the bank burst open... out comes the partner, lugging a large safe tied up with a rope. As they are getting in the car, the doors to the bank burst open a second time. The security guard comes out. His pants are around his ankles, and he is shooting his gun at the two men in the car.
The man who was in the getaway car starts yelling at his partner: “I knew you'd mess up! You always mess up! I told you to BLOW the SAFE and TIE UP the GUARD!”
gypped gypsies
 
 
Why can't gypsies have children?

Because their husbands have crystal balls!

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