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bathroom humor philosophy
When the toilet paper of experience is depleted, the ass of reason goes unwiped.
what's it doing in the tree?
What's white and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you?

A fridge!
jimmy the bulb
How many old timey gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

We ain't sayin' nuthin', see?
i see you!
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his glass eye. He was worried for a while, but there were no ill effects, so he forgot about it.

Once he was in the doctor's office, the man followed instructions, undressed, and bent over. The first thing the proctologist saw when he looked up the man's arse was that eye staring right back at him. "You know, " said the doctor, "you really have to learn to trust me."

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