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The captain is angry at this, and sends one of his best men over to teach the sailor a lesson.
In front of all of his shipmates, the sailor swiftly beats the crap out of the Marine, knocking him out cold. He then looks back at the rest of the men and yells that he can kick all of their asses.
The captain, now steamed, sends over 20 of his men to take care of the sailor.
The sailor sees them all coming and quickly jumps to the other side of a hill. The Marines follow.
A loud ruckus ensues and one Marine, badly beaten, comes back over the hill and gasps, "Sir, it's a trap! There are TWO of them!"
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The driver pleaded with him, "Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?"
"Sir," the officer replies, "You weren't speeding, but driving slower than the speed limit can also be dangerous."
"I beg to differ, Officer, I was doing the speed limit exactly: twenty-two miles an hour!" the old man said.
The trooper, chuckling, explained to him that "22" was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the man grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out his error.
"But before I let you go, Sir, I have to ask... Is everyone in this car ok? These guys seem awfully shaken."
"Oh, they'll be all right in a minute," the old man said. "We just got off Route 119."
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A: Prom.
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