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for unemployed loser schmucks
 
 
A man went to apply for a job. After filling out all of his applications he waited anxiously for the outcome.
The employer read all of his applications and said, “We have an opening for people like you.”
“Oh, great,” the man said, “what is it?”
“It's called the door!”
jam out, adam ant!
 
 
Why do ants dance on jam jars?

Because the jar says 'twist to open.'

thistle
 
 
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Thistle!
Thistle who?
Thistle make you laugh!
shakespeare
 
 
"Have you read Shakespeare?"

"No. Who wrote it?"

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