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punk 'n' parrot
 
 
One day, an old guy gets on a bus. Several minutes later a punk kid with red, green, and orange hair gets on. The kid notices that the old man keeps staring at him.

"What you staring at, old man? Ain't you ever done anything wild in your time?"

"Yeah. I screwed a parrot once. I was wondering if you were my son?"

hostage situation
 
 
If a schizophrenic threatens to commit suicide, is it considered a hostage situation?
tick, tick, tick, tick, broom!
 
 
What's the difference between a broom and a fifteen-year old guy?

Nothing! They're both always hard!
number humor
 
 
Q. What is the square root of sixty-nine?

A. Ate something.

Q. Why was six afraid of seven?

A. Because 7-8-9.

Q. What is 6.9?

A. Something great, seperated by a decimal.

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