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how do you catch?
 
 
How do you catch a unique animal?

You 'neak up on it.

crazy state puns
 
 
Mississippi gave Missouri a New Jersey, so what did Delaware?

I don't know, Alaska!
rhyming riddles are the best
 
 
An asp in the grass is a snake, but a grasp in the ass is a goose.
helping the pope with his holy crossword
 
 
A gentleman is sitting next to the Pope on an airplane. He sees that the Pope is doing a crossword puzzle. He thinks to himself, "I love doing crossword puzzles. I hope he will ask me for help."

Time passes, and the Pope says, "Excuse me, sir, but do you know a four-letter word that describes a woman and ends in 'unt'?"

The gentleman thinks about this and was about to answer when he realized he couldn't say something like that to the Pope. He thinks a while longer and finally says, "I believe the word you're looking for is 'aunt'."

The Pope replies, "Oh, you're right. That fits too. Would you happen to have an eraser?"


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