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why did the blonde put makeup on her ...
 
 
Why did the blonde put makeup on her forehead?

To make up her mind.

chin nuts
 
 
Q: What do you call nuts on a wall?

A: Wallnuts

Q: What do you call nuts on your chest?

A: Chest nuts

Q: What do you call nuts on your chin?

A: A penis in your mouth

bra shopping
 
 
A very flat-chested woman finally decided she needed a bra and set out to the mall in search of one in her size. She entered an upscale department store and approached the saleslady in lingerie, "Do you have a size 28AAAA bra?"

The clerk haughtily replied in the negative, so she left the store and proceeded to another department store where she is rebuffed in much the same manner. After a third try at another department store in the mall, she had become disgusted. Leaving the mall, she drove to K-Mart.

Marching up to the sales clerk, she unbuttoned and threw open her blouse, yelling, "Do you have anything for this?"

The lady looked closely at her and replied, "Have you tried Clearasil?"

with good claus
 
 
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.

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