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what do you call a woman...
What do you call a woman rolling around on the ground with no legs.


What does Bjork do when she's horny?

She watches pjorn.

i think i'm a moth
A guy walks into a dentist's office and says, "I think I'm a moth."

The dentist replies "You shouldn't be here. You should be seeing a psychiatrist..."

The guys replies, "I am seeing a psychiatrist."

The dentist says, "Well then what are you doing here?"

And the guy says, "Your light was on."

elephant and rhino
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

Answer: ell-if-i-no (Hell if I know)

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