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As the moment came closer NASA's mission control center announced, 'This is mission control to Monkey One. Do your stuff.'
At that the first monkey started typing like mad and suddenly the shuttle's engines ignited and the shuttle took off.
Two hours later NASA's mission control center announced, 'This is mission control to Monkey Two. Do your stuff.'
At that the second monkey started typing like mad and suddenly the shuttle seperated from the empty fuel tanks.
Another two hours later NASA's mission control center announced, 'This is mission control to the astronaut...'
At this the astronaut shouted 'I know, I know. Feed the monkeys and don't touch anything.'
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The man went back to work and, a little while after, his hand slipped again and he said Goddamn it again. The preacher again told him, Don't take the Lord's name in vain, say Lord help me, Lord help me. The man put the car up on the jacks and got under it and, all of a sudden, the car starting coming down and he said, Lord, help me, Lord help me! And the car started rising. The preacher said all of a sudden, Well, Goddamn.
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So the man goes outside and all he finds is ducks filling the sky and roads. He goes back in and tells the man what happend and the man says, 'I know, do you really think I wanted a 12 inch pianist.'
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