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medicinal marijuana
 
 
Why can't you shoot up marijuana?

Because you'll get a budclot!

eskimos &their peculiar laundry habits
 
 
Why did the eskimo wash his clothes in Tide?
Because it was too cold outside.
knock knock... dishes
 
 
Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Dishes!

Dishes who?

Dishes the police -- we have you surrounded!

jingle balls ii
 
 
Why did Santa have to go to the hospital?

Because he carried his sack over his shoulders one too many times!


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