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old lady & the dollar
 
 

A little girl asked her mother for a dollar to give to an old lady in the park. Her mother was touched by the child's kindness and gave her the required sum.

"There you are, my dear," said the mother. "But, tell me, isn't the lady able to work any more?"

"Oh yes," came the reply. "She sells candy."

faraway books
 
 
Q: What does a book have when it's far away?
A: A pager.
a what?
 
 
A tiny but dignified old lady was among a group looking at an art exhibition in a newly opened gallery. Suddenly one contemporary painting caught her eye. 'What on earth,' she inquired of the artist standing nearby, 'is that?'

He smiled condescendingly. 'That, my dear lady, is supposed to be a mother and her child.'

'Well, then,' snapped the little old lady, 'Why isn't it?'

branch-davidians
 
 
How many Branch Davidians can you fit in a car?

It depends on how big your ashtray is!

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