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knock knock... dishes
 
 
Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Dishes!

Dishes who?

Dishes the police -- we have you surrounded!

sheep and kangaroo
 
 
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A sweater with big pockets.
the turkey and the road
 
 
Why did the turkey cross the road?

Because he wasn't chicken!
the bad belt
 
 
Why did the belt get locked up?

Because he held up a pair of pants.

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