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fish eye
 
 
Q: What do you call a fish without an eye?

A: A "FSHhh"

equal opportunity asphyxiation
 
 
Why do farts smell?

So deaf people can enjoy them, too.

lesbian vampires
 
 
What did one lesbian vampire say to the other?

See you next month.

what's worse?
 
 
What's worse than having termites in your piano?

Crabs on your organ.


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