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big trouble
 
 
A 6'4' ninth grader was acting up in class.

His teacher looked at him and said, 'Act your age, not your shoe size'.

The boy looks down at his size 14 shoes, then says, 'But they're the same.'

knock knock... nobel
 
 
Knock knock
* Who's there?
Nobel.
* Nobel who?
No bell so I knocked!
crazy state puns
 
 
Mississippi gave Missouri a New Jersey, so what did Delaware?

I don't know, Alaska!
rain n' money
 
 
Why did God create economists?

To make weathermen look good!


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