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How come Britney Spears was not injured after she wrecked her $200,000 Ferrari?
Both her and the car have the dual air bags.
a 90-year-old man said to his doctor
 
 
A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"

The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the Creek, he saw a rabbit sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the rabbit fell dead. What do you think of that?"

The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else killed that rabbit."

The doctor replied, "My point exactly."
the potty wisdom of confucious
 
 
Confucious say, 'It's better to be pissed off than to be pissed on!'
top ten things that sound dirty at xmas
 
 
  1. Did you get any under the tree?
  2. I think your balls are hanging too low.
  3. Check out Rudolph's honker!
  4. Santa's sack is really bulging.
  5. Lift up the skirt so I can get a whiff.
  6. Did you get a piece of the fruitcake?
  7. I love licking the end till it's really sharp and pointy.
  8. From here you can't tell if they're artificial or real.
  9. Can I interest you in some dark meat?
  10. To get it to stand up straight, try propping it against the wall.

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