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there was this lawyer who drove his shiny ...
 
 
There was this lawyer who drove his shiny new Lexus to work one day. He parked it right down in front of the firm where he worked to show it off to all his lawyer buddies. As he got out, this truck side-swiped the door and ripped it right off.

The driver stopped and ran to the lawyer saying "Are you alright, are you alright?"

The lawyer, now furious, started to scream and berate the driver. "What the hell do you think you are doing? This is my brand new Lexus...Ya know I am a lawyer and I am going to sue you for all you are worth!"

Then a policeman ran up to the scene and said to the lawyer, "Calm down! You lawyers are so materialistic it's disgusting! Don't you know, when that truck ripped your door off, it took your arm with it?"

The lawyer looked down and saw his left arm missing and said "Oh, God, . . . my ROLEX!"

two blondes on thier way to disneyland
 
 
Two Blondes were in a car and came to a fork in a road and the sign said Disneyland left...
So they turned around and went home.
no special sauce?
 
 
Q: How can you tell Ronald McDonald on a nude beach?

A: He's the one with the sesame seed buns!

yo mama
 
 
Yo Mama's so farsighted, she can't see the trees for the forest.

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