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Did you hear about the 80-pound guy with the 40-pound testicles? People say he was half-nuts!
sumo kamikaze
Three men, an Scot, and an English man and a sumo wrestler were going to commit suicide by jumping of the top of a building. The Scot jumped off and shouted 'God save Scotland!' The English man jumped off and shouted 'God Save England!' The Sumo wrestler jumped off and shouted 'God save the person who I land on!'
make love not war
An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Monte Casino went to the local church for confession. When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said, "Father, during World War II, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the enemy. So I hid her in my attic."

The priest replied, "That was a wonderful thing you did, my son! And you have no need to confess that."

"It's worse than that, father. She started to repay me with sexual favors."

The priest said, "By doing that, you were both in great danger. However, two people under those circumstances can be very tempted to act that way. But if you are truly sorry for your actions, you are indeed forgiven."

"Thank you, Father. That's a great load off my mind. But I do have one more question ."

"And what is that?" asked the priest.

"Should I tell her the war is over?"
bombs away!
Q: Why was the suicide bomber disappointed when he met his 72 virgins?

A: He blew off his penis.

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