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women rock
 
 
What do women and rocks have in common?

You skip the flat ones

saving her butt
 
 
A man decided to paint the toilet while his wife was away. His wife came home sooner than he expected, used the toilet, and got the seat stuck to her rear. She was understandably distraught about this and asked her husband to drive her to the doctor. She put a large overcoat on to cover the seat before they went.

When they got to the doctor's office, the man lifted his wife's coat to show him their predicament. The man asked, "Doctor, have you ever seen anything like this before?"

"Well, yes," the doctor replied, "but never framed."

programmer guffaws
 
 
How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, that's a hardware problem!
catch a bra
 
 
Q: How do you catch a bra?

A: Set up a boobie trap.

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