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movie prices
 
 

For the first time in many years, a an old man traveled from his rural town to the city to attend a movie. After buying his ticket, he stopped at the concession stand to purchase some popcorn. Handing the attendant $1.50, he couldn't help but comment, "The last time I came to the movies, popcorn was only 15 cents."

"Well, sir," the attendant replied with a grin, "You're really going to enjoy yourself. We have sound now."

don't got milk?
 
 
What do you call a cow that won't give milk?

A milkdud!
d.a.m.
 
 
What does D.A.M stand for?

Mothers Against Dyslexia.

gross cornflakes
 
 
What's grosser than gross?

You eat a bowl of cornflakes and then find out that your brother's scab collection is missing.


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