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that's not what i meant
 
 
Jeremy and Kris are walking down the street and see a dog licking himself. Jeremy says, "Man, I wish I could do that!" Kris replied, "I think you'd have to pet him first."
higher, mommy!
 
 
Why did the girl fall off the swing?

She had no arms.
i didn't do it!
 
 
Two robbers are talking in their shared jail cell:

'What are you in for?'

'I'm here for something I did not do!'

'So you are innocent? What did you do?'

'I did not run fast enough!'
mixed breed
 
 
What do you get if you breed a pitbull terrier with Lassie?

A dog that will chew your arm off but then run for help!


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