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stand-up gandhi
 
 
A man once asked Gandhi what he thought of western civilization.
'I think it would be a good idea.'
what's it doing in the tree?
 
 
What's white and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you?

A fridge!
you're so...ugly
 
 
You're so ugly that when you were born the doctor mistook you and the afterbirth for twins.
mommy, mommy! 2
 
 
"Mommy, the kids all say we're aliens from outer space. That's not true, is it?"

"Vegl dibrogmrn di shtrtl mixtor!"


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