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equal opportunity asphyxiation
 
 
Why do farts smell?

So deaf people can enjoy them, too.

urinalotta trouble
 
 
Above the urinal, written on the wall:
Why are you looking up here? The joke is in your hand!
lightbulbs vs pregnant women
 
 
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

they're busy
 
 
One day, the phone rang, and a little boy answered.

"May I speak to your parents?"

"They're busy."

"Oh. Is anybody else there?"

"The police."

"Can I speak to them?"

"They're busy."

"Oh. Is anybody else there?"

"The firemen."

"Can I speak to them?"

"They're busy."

"So let me get this straight -- your parents, the police, and the firemen are there, but they're all busy? What are they doing?"

"Looking for me."


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