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the indecisive chicken
 
 
Why did the indecisive chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side... er, no... to go shopping... no, not that either... damn it!

most letters
 
 
What two words have the most letters in them?

Post Office!
the turkey and the road
 
 
Why did the turkey cross the road?

Because he wasn't chicken!
telemarketers are stupid
 
 
A telemarketer was trying to make a particularly difficult sale. The person was just about to hang up, and the telemarketer said, "Look, pretend I'm your kid asking for money! What would you say?"

Instantly the man hung up.

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