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cold one
 
 
Q: What did one undertaker say to the other?

A: Toss me another cold one!
gotta hand it to you
 
 
Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

To get to the second hand shop.
gone fishin'
 
 
Once there were two best friends, named Fred and DooDah. They were old fishing buddies, and one day headed out to their favorite lake to fish. After getting out on the lake, DooDah hooked a huge fish, which proceeded to pull him overboard, where he drowned a horrible watery death. Fred was brokenhearted, since DooDah was his best friend. But sad as he was, he realized that he would have to tell DooDah's wife the terrible news. He thought long and hard, but just couldn't think of the right words. Finally, he took a deep breath and knocked on her door. DooDah's wife opened the door and heard Fred start singing:
"Guess who drowned in the lake today? DooDah! DooDah!"
the golden arches
 
 
How do you find Ronald McDonald on a nude beach?

You look for thesesamei seed bun.

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