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the flying condom
Why was the rubber flying through the air?

It got pissed off.
pickles mating with deer, mass hysteria
What do you get when you cross a pickle and a female deer?

A dildo!
general failure
Who is this General Failure and why is he reading my hard drive?
'As soon as I get out of high school I am going to be a successful business man.'
'Sure, Dad. It's time to go to our next class.'

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