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9) Your firstborn is named Dotcom.
8) You turn off your modem and are suddenly filled with a feeling of emptiness, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
7) You spend half of a plane trip with your laptop on your lap, and your child in the overhead compartment.
6) You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for the free Internet access.
5) You find yourself typing 'com' after every period.com.
4) You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.
3) You move into a new house and decide to Netscape before you landscape.
2) You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )
1) Immediately after reading this list, you e-mail it to someone.
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Before she can say a word, the man walks right in and drops cow patties on her floor. Then he says, 'Ma'am, just to show you how good my vacuum works, if it can not pick up every last piece of these cow patties I will eat them.'
The woman smiles and asks, 'You want ketchup with that?'
The salesman not understanding inquires, 'Why do you ask?'
The woman replies after wiping the tears of laughter from her eyes, 'Well we just moved in and haven't got the electricity turned on yet.'
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