The father can't do it. He thinks of all the questions his son will have. He tries again, Son them two dogs are He stops again and decides to wait until the boy is older.
Son, you see that dog on top, well his two front paws are hurt and that dog on the bottom is helping him home. The son turns to his father and says, You're right dad, that is a very important thing in life to learn. The dad asks, Do you know why that is, son?
The son replies, Because every time you try to help someone out you always get screwed.
"I'm sorry to hear about your loss. You must just feel terrible."
"Hell, no! In fact, I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water, she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn't very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle."
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