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duuuuh dumb jock
 
 
He's such a dumb jock, that when he was driving to the airport, he saw a sign that read, "Airport Left," and he turned around and went home.
leg talk
 
 
What did one guy's leg say to the other?

“Look at Shorty—he's growing a beard!”

obviously nuts
 
 
A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only shorts made from Gladwrap.

The psychiatrist says, 'Well, I can clearly see you're nuts.' '
equal opportunity asphyxiation
 
 
Why do farts smell?

So deaf people can enjoy them, too.


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