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polish frogmen
 
 
Why don't Polish people kill frogs?

Because it's their national bird.

the wooden car and other wastes
 
 
What happened to the wooden car?

It wooden go!
do you have any nuts? no?
 
 
This one girl walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk if he has any nuts. The clerk says, 'No, ma'am'. She says, 'Well, do you have any dates?' And he says, 'Ma'am if I had any nuts I would have dates.'
lady's butt
 
 
Q: Did you hear about the lady who wanted to buy a new butt?
A: Her old one had a crack in it!

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