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a what?
 
 
A tiny but dignified old lady was among a group looking at an art exhibition in a newly opened gallery. Suddenly one contemporary painting caught her eye. 'What on earth,' she inquired of the artist standing nearby, 'is that?'

He smiled condescendingly. 'That, my dear lady, is supposed to be a mother and her child.'

'Well, then,' snapped the little old lady, 'Why isn't it?'

princess di and pink floyd
 
 
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

The Wall.
philosopher lightbulb
 
 
Q: How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Two: one to change the lightbulb, the other not to change the lightbulb!
dog and elephant
 
 
What do you get when you cross a dog with an elephant?
A very nervous postman.

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