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clean your clock
 
 
Why are clocks considered freaks?

'Cause they have three hands!
a little cannibalism humor, folks
 
 
Did you hear the one about the cannibal who passed his brother in the jungle the other day?
vampire date
 
 
"Where are you going to take Vampira on your date?" asked one vampire.

"Oh, I thought we'd go to the movies, and then get a quick bite."

old lady & the dollar
 
 

A little girl asked her mother for a dollar to give to an old lady in the park. Her mother was touched by the child's kindness and gave her the required sum.

"There you are, my dear," said the mother. "But, tell me, isn't the lady able to work any more?"

"Oh yes," came the reply. "She sells candy."


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