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shoe store
 
 
Once there were two chinese gentlemen named Mr. Ho and Mr. Chen. They were neighbors but happened to be very competitive. One day Mr. Ho decided to start a shoe business, he named his store WE DO SHOE. now Mr. Chen decided he must compete with Mr. Ho, so he started a shoe business right next door to Mr. Ho's store and he named it SHOE DO WE.
an egyptian man is walking...
 
 

    An Egyptian man is walking through the Cairo bazaar, when a stranger comes up to him and offers to sell Viagra (illegal in Egypt) for 100 Egyptian pounds.

    "No, not worth it!"

    "OK, how about 50 Egyptian pounds?"

    "No, not worth it!"

    "OK, 20?"

    "No, not worth it!"

    "How about 10?"

    "No, not worth it!"

    "Listen, these pills cost US $10 each. How can you say they are not worth it?"

    "Oh, the pills ARE worth it. My wife is not worth it."

signs you are growing older
 
 
    You sink your teeth into a steak and they stay there.
  1. You turn off the lights for economical reasons, not romantic ones.
  2. You read the obituaries to find eligible women.
  3. Old ladies offer to help you cross the street.
  4. Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work.
  5. The gleam in your eye is from the sun hitting your bifocals.
  6. A beautiful girl walks by and nothing happens.
  7. You have all the answers but nobody is asking you the questions.
  8. You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.
  9. All the names in your little black book end with MD.
band humor
 
 
Q: What does a drummer use for contraception?

A: His personality!


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