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two guys in a bar
 
 
Two guys walk into a bar and sit down to eat their lunches. Then the bartender says, 'Sorry, but you can't eat your own food in here.' So the two guys look at each other and swap lunches.
an egyptian man is walking...
 
 

    An Egyptian man is walking through the Cairo bazaar, when a stranger comes up to him and offers to sell Viagra (illegal in Egypt) for 100 Egyptian pounds.

    "No, not worth it!"

    "OK, how about 50 Egyptian pounds?"

    "No, not worth it!"

    "OK, 20?"

    "No, not worth it!"

    "How about 10?"

    "No, not worth it!"

    "Listen, these pills cost US $10 each. How can you say they are not worth it?"

    "Oh, the pills ARE worth it. My wife is not worth it."

bewildered archaeologist
 
 
Q: How do you confuse an archaeologist?

A: Give him a tampon and ask him what period it is from.
the blind man
 
 
I see, said the blind man, peeing into the wind. It's all coming back to me now.

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