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st. paul vs. minneapolis
 
 
Did you hear that everyone in Minneapolis quit reading the Bible, going to church and lost their faith?

Reason: There are a dozen or so pages in the Bible about St. Paul, but nothing about Minneapolis.
did you here about the cross-eyed ...
 
 
Did you here about the cross-eyed teacher?

She couldn't keep control of her pupils.

a blonde goes to the library?
 
 
Once a blonde went to the library to get a book. A few days later, she returns and says to librarian at the counter, "This book was very boring. It had too many characters and too many numbers, so i would like to return it."

The librarian says to the other librarian, "So here is the person who took our phone book!"

improvements in hell
 
 
An engineer died and ended up in Hell. He was not pleased with the level of comfort in Hell, and began to redesign and build improvements. After a while, they had toilets that flush, air conditioning, and escalators. Everyone grew very fond of him.

One day God called to Satan to mock him, "So, how's it going down there in Hell?"

Satan replied, "Hey, things are great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

God was surprised, "What? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake. He should never have gotten down there in the first place. Send him back up here."

"No way," replied Satan. "I like having an engineer, and I'm keeping him."

God threatened, "Send him back up here now or I'll sue!"

Satan laughed and answered, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"


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