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salesman: a new one, really
A travelling salesman's car breaks down in the middle of nowhere. He gets out and tries to find something close by -- and comes upon a farm. Not believing his luck, he knocks on the door, and a farmer answers.

"Sir," says the salesman. "Could you help me? My car's broken down, and I need a place to stay for the night."

"Sure," says the farmer. "But I only have one bed, and my very, very ugly daughter sleeps there."

"Oh, crap," says the salesman. "I'm in the wrong joke."

the bum
Q: What does a bum call a dumpster.

A: Bed and Breakfast.
shaggy duck story
What did one duck say to the other?


"Social Security!"

I don't get it.

You won't till you're 65...

up in arms over this religion thing
What do you call an angry religous group ?

A pissedapalion!

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