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shakespeare
 
 
"Have you read Shakespeare?"

"No. Who wrote it?"
homework
 
 
"Jimmy! I thought I told you to do the dishes after you do your homework! Why are you watching television?"
"It's okay, Mom! I haven't done my homework yet."
war on poverty
 
 
Did you hear about the woman who was waging a war on poverty?

She bombed the soup kitchen.
witches brew
 
 
What do you call a witch on a beach?

A sandwitch!

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