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guy from west virginia
 
 
What do you call a guy from West Virginia who has no sisters?

A Virgin.
oh, that's hysterical.
 
 
What has more lives than a cat?

A frog -- it croaks every night!
little girls who suck
 
 
Why did the little girl fall off the swing?

She had no arms.

moth inspector
 
 
A man walks in his room after work and is suprised to find his wife lying naked on the bed. After careful examination he spies a pair of bare feet sticking out from underneath the curtains. He rips open the blinds to find a naked man standing there. 'Who the hell are you?' he yells. The naked guy replies 'I'm the moth inspector' 'Oh, yeah? What are you doing naked?' He looks down and exclaims 'Oh my God! I'm too late!'

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