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grossische joke
 
 
What's gross?
German porn.

What's grosser than gross?
People who watch it.

do you have any nuts? no?
 
 
This one girl walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk if he has any nuts. The clerk says, 'No, ma'am'. She says, 'Well, do you have any dates?' And he says, 'Ma'am if I had any nuts I would have dates.'
clean your clock
 
 
Why are clocks considered freaks?

'Cause they have three hands!
fly, soup, the usual
 
 
In a restaurant, a disgusted customer says: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup?

The waiter, after taking a close look says: It looks to me like the breaststroke, Sir.


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