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yo mama is so fat, when she skips a meal...
 
 
Yo mama is so fat when she skips a meal, the stock-market drops.
there was a little girl named fufu ...
 
 
There was a little girl named Fufu.

She went to school one day and her teacher said, "How do you spell your name?"

The girl replied, "F.U. - F.U."

Her teacher sent her to the principal's office.

She got to the principal's office and he said, "First off, how do you spell your name?"

She said, "F.U. - F.U."

He said, "YOU ARE SUSPENDED!"

not your typical chicken joke
 
 
Why did the chicken cross the road?

Part of a the CIA's specially trained elite team of fowl, this stealthy chicken is on a perilous misson.

His objective? No less than to uncover the secret documents of the infamous Polish scientist, Dr. Poppycockski.

Dr. Poppycockski, code name: Cock, has outlandish, yet devilsihly clever plans for total world domination, which begin with the great nation of Haiti.

2 hedgehogs in the middle of the road
 
 
Two hedgehogs are in the middle of the road and they're by a zebra crossing. One says, "Don't cross here!"

The other one says, "Why not?"

The first one says, "Look what happened to this zebra!"


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