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hydrant equation
If H2O is on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside?

third world war
"Jimmy," says the teacher, "what would happen if the Third World War broke out?"

"It would be a huge problem. There'd be another chapter in the history book to study."
it ain't surgery
A plumber attended to a leaking faucet at a neurosugeon's house. After a 2-minute job, he demanded $75.
"I don't charge this amount even though I'm a surgeon."
"You're right -- that's why I switched from surgery to plumbing!"
nude beach
How do you find Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?

He's the one with the sesame seed buns!

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