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a brief history of medicine
 
 
I have an earache.

2000 B.C. - Here, eat this root.
1000 A.D. - That root is heathen, say this prayer.
1850 A.D. - That prayer is superstition, drink this potion.
1940 A.D. - That potion is snake oil, swallow this pill.
1985 A.D. - That pill is ineffective, take this antibiotic.
2003 A.D. - That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root.

knock, knock... goliath who?
 
 
Knock knock

Who's there?

Goliath

Goliath who?

Goliath down, you looketh tired!

republicans in heaven
 
 
Why are there only 12 Republicans in heaven?
If there were any more, it'd be hell.
general failure
 
 
Who is this General Failure and why is he reading my hard drive?

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