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you know you're addicted to the net when
 
 
1) All of your friends have @ in their names

2) You can't call your mother...she doesn't have a modem

3) Your spouse makes a new rule... Computers don't come to bed.

4) You laugh at people with 56K modems.

5) You start tilting your head to smile :-)

6) Your phone bill comes to your house in a box

7) You find yourself typing com after every period

8) You start introducing your self as 'Jon@internet.com'
that's some sick ship, man
 
 
Where does a ship go when it's sick?

To the dock.

military secrets
 
 
Q. What does marine stand for?

A. My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment.

logical nun
 
 
A nun was telling some other nuns about how she was almost attacked by a man the night before. They all wanted to know how she managed to escape. 'It was easy,' she said, 'I stopped and pulled my dress up.'

Shocked, the other nuns said, 'And then what?!'

'He pulled his pants down,' the nun replied.

'And then what?!' cried the unbelieving nuns.

'And then I ran,' she said. 'After all, a nun with her dress up can run much faster than a man with his pants down.'


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