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there's a fly in my soup
 
 
'Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!'

'That's entirely possible. Our cook used to be a tailor.'

the gassy skeleton
 
 
A human skeleton was going to fart in a crowded place.

Unfortunately it had no guts.
dog and elephant
 
 
What do you get when you cross a dog with an elephant?
A very nervous postman.
last things you wanna hear from a cop
 
 
10) This doesn't look anything like you...

9) I'm sorry, but our records says this car was stolen.

8) I'm going to have to search your car.

7) I'm going to need backup.

6) What's in that plastic bag?!

5) What's that I smell in that cigar?!

4) The last time I checked, those guns weren't legal

3) What was that you threw out of the window?

2) Please step out of the car

1)You are under arrest, you have the right to remain silent...

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