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proud brunettes
 
 
Q: Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?

A: It matches their mustaches.
i need glasses. do i ever
 
 
"Doctor, doctor! I need glasses!"

"You certainly do, ma'am. This is a barber shop."

genetic manipulation for good, not evil
 
 
What do you get when you cross a centipede with a turkey?
Drumsticks for everybody!
nuclear cat
 
 
What do you get when you nuke a cat?

Radioactivekitty.

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