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lawyer on his deathbed
 
 
A lawyer lies dying, his partner of 40 years by his bedside. "Jack, I've got to confess. I've been sleeping with your wife for 30 years and I'm the father of your daughter, Hillary. On top of that, I've been stealing from the firm for a decade."

"Relax," says Jack, "and don't think another thing about it. I'm the one who put arsenic in your martini."
gross, grosser, grossest ii
 
 
What's grosser than gross?
Ten babies in one mail box.

What's grosser than that?
One baby in ten mailboxes.

What's grosser than that?
Biting into a pickle and finding a vein.

What's grosser than that?
A cheerleader doing a split and sticking to the floor.

What's grosser than that?
A girl thinking she has crabs only to find it's fruit flies because her cherry rotted.

urinalotta trouble
 
 
Above the urinal, written on the wall:
Why are you looking up here? The joke is in your hand!
rubics cube
 
 
What's the similarity between a Rubics Cube and a penis?

The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

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