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you smarthole
What do you call a smart hole in the wall?

A wisecrack!
the tomato family
The Tomato family is walking down the street. There's the mama tomato, the papa tomato and baby tomato.
They're walking at a good pace when the baby starts lagging behind. Papa tomato starts getting mad. By the third block papa is so furious that he runs back and with his fist, squashes baby tomato.
He smiles and says, 'Ketchup!'
arnold's search engine
Which Search Engine does Arnold Schwarzenegger use?

Alta Vista baby.

penis and bread
Dad: Son, what is the difference a penis and a loaf of bread?

Son: I don't know.

Dad: Then remind me to never send you to the store for a loaf of bread.

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