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dirty dog
"Your dog is pretty dirty," Mrs. Trupin said to the little girl.

"Yes," the girl replied, "and he's even prettier clean."
teeth but no mouth
What has teeth but no mouth?

A comb!

victoria's five-legged secret
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs?

Her panties fit her like a glove!

flying time
Why did Bill throw the clock out the window?

To see time fly!

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