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top ten surreal, scary, or stupid situations
 
 
  1. Remake of "Roots" starring Michael Jackson
  2. Performance of "The Nutcracker" by the Bolshoi Ballet with special guest Hillary Clinton
  3. The Martha Stewart WWF Smackdown
  4. Any sitcom starring Emeril Lagasse
  5. Jerry Falwell napping with a Teletubby stuffed toy
  6. Any day in the life of the British royalty
  7. Ricky Martin in a tasteful, hot pink, off-the-shoulder number
  8. Bill Gates on a Harley Davidson
  9. Yet another commercial starring Carrot Top
  10. Osama bin Laden in a Christian Science bookstore
egg
 
 
Q: What does an egg say after it's put in a bowl of boiling water?

A: How do you expect me to get hard when I've just been laid.
eye to eye
 
 
What did the right eye say to the left eye?

Just between you and me. Something smells.
rabbits in a row
 
 
What do you have if there are 100 rabbits standing in a row and 99 take a step back?

A receding hare line.

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