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snack food
 
 
What did the mother vampire say to her daughter when she picked up a tampon?

"Honey, no in-between meal snacks!"

the mushroom
 
 
Why is the mushroom always invited to parties?

'Cause he's a fungi!
confucious say...runs behind bus
 
 
Confucious say: 'Man who runs behind bus is going to get exhausted.'
skeleton
 
 
What did the skeleton say before it ate?

"Bone-appetit."

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