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gary condit's fowl behavior
 
 
Gary Condit quit politics and got a job at KFC. Why did they fire him?

He couldn't keep his hands off the legs and breasts.

cow abortion
 
 
What do you call a cow that's had an abortion?

De-calf-i-nated!!
male animal
 
 
How many men does it take to mop a floor?

None. It's a woman's job.

the wooden car and other wastes
 
 
What happened to the wooden car?

It wooden go!

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