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crazy book guy
 
 
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs trapped in a book?

Mark.

you do not have to oil animals
 
 
What's the only animal that has to be oiled? A mouse. Why? 'Cause it squeaks!
how do you catch?
 
 
How do you catch a unique animal?

You 'neak up on it.

computer humor
 
 
A computer flashed a message to its user:

"I give up! I can't handle it anymore! Let the chips fall where they may!"


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