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20) "That's weird..."
19) "It's never done that before."
18) "It worked yesterday."
17) "How is that possible?"
16) "It must be a hardware problem."
15) "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"
14) "There is something funky in your data."
13) "I haven't touched that module in weeks!"
12) "You must have the wrong version."
11) "It's just some unlucky coincidence."
10) "I can't test everything!"
9) "THIS can't be the source of THAT."
8) "It works, but it hasn't been tested."
7) "Somebody must have changed my code."
6) "Did you check for a virus on your system?"
5) "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel?
4) "You can't use that version on your system."
3) "Why do you want to do it that way?"
2) "Where were you when the program blew up?"
1) "It works on my machine."
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2. If you can't order it by midnight and have it delivered by noon the next day, it is just too slow.
3. Your Stockbroker's name ends in '.com'
4. A Blind date means chatting online with someone you haven't met before.
5. Keeping up with sports means having your favorite sports teams bookmarked
6. You lecture the neighborhood kids selling lemonade on ways to improve their efficiency
7. You get all excited when it's Saturday and you can wear sweats to work.
8. You find you really need Power Point to explain what kind of work you do.
9. You normally eat out of vending machines and at the most expensive restaurant in town within the same week.
10. You apologize to your friends who didn't get holiday cards from you. Sorry, I only sent e-cards this year, you just didn't make the cut
11. You think a half-day means leaving at 5 o'clock.
12. You get most of your jokes via email instead of in person.
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