1. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
2. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
3. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
5. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
6. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't care.
7. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and foolish.
8. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
9. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
11. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
15. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.
16. You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication.
17. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...
20. It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy.
22. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
23. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
They're walking at a good pace when the baby starts lagging behind. Papa tomato starts getting mad. By the third block papa is so furious that he runs back and with his fist, squashes baby tomato.
He smiles and says, 'Ketchup!'
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