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alex and kermit
 
 
What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common?
Their middle names
how golf is like urinating in a public restroom
 
 
10. Keep your back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart.

9. Form a loose grip.

8. Keep your head down.

7. Avoid a quick backswing.

6. Stay out of the water.

5. Try not to hit anybody.

4. If you are taking too long, you should let others go ahead of you.

3. You shouldn't stand directly in front of others.

2. Be quiet while others are about to go.

1. Keep strokes to a minimum.

poppa is a brand new bag
 
 
Yo' daddy's so ugly, when he looked out the window he was arrested for mooning!
do you know a good veterination?
 
 
Guy: Do you know a good veterination? Girl: No, why? Guy: I've got sick pythons.

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