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mirror
 
 
Q.What do me and a mirror have in common?
A.When we see your face we both crack up!
a what?
 
 
A tiny but dignified old lady was among a group looking at an art exhibition in a newly opened gallery. Suddenly one contemporary painting caught her eye. 'What on earth,' she inquired of the artist standing nearby, 'is that?'

He smiled condescendingly. 'That, my dear lady, is supposed to be a mother and her child.'

'Well, then,' snapped the little old lady, 'Why isn't it?'

princess di and pink floyd
 
 
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

The Wall.
come on, ride the train
 
 
If an electric train is heading north, which way would the steam be coming out?

It isn't. It's an electric train.

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