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Q: How many Computer Scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None, that's a hardware problem.

telemarketers are stupid
A telemarketer was trying to make a particularly difficult sale. The person was just about to hang up, and the telemarketer said, "Look, pretend I'm your kid asking for money! What would you say?"

Instantly the man hung up.
there's a fly in my soup
'Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!'

'That's entirely possible. Our cook used to be a tailor.'

How many Branch Davidians can you fit in a car?

It depends on how big your ashtray is!

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