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geometry fun
 
 
What's round and snarling?

A vicious circle.
lady's butt
 
 
Q: Did you hear about the lady who wanted to buy a new butt?
A: Her old one had a crack in it!
vampire date
 
 
"Where are you going to take Vampira on your date?" asked one vampire.

"Oh, I thought we'd go to the movies, and then get a quick bite."

best way of skipping out on a check
 
 
Bring a sock puppet with you to the restaurant. When asked for your order, consult the sock and talk to the sock throughout the meal. When you get the check, order with the sock about who should pay. Then say, “Fine! You pay,” throw the sock on the table and walk out.

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