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piercing a pirate
 
 
How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer.
jewish mother
 
 
A Jewish mother bought her son two pairs of socks for his birthday and, wishing to please her, he went upstairs to put a pair on. When he returned, his mother immediately said, 'You don't like the other pair?'
most letters
 
 
What two words have the most letters in them?

Post Office!
jingle balls ii
 
 
Why did Santa have to go to the hospital?

Because he carried his sack over his shoulders one too many times!


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