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big trouble
 
 
A 6'4' ninth grader was acting up in class.

His teacher looked at him and said, 'Act your age, not your shoe size'.

The boy looks down at his size 14 shoes, then says, 'But they're the same.'

crazy state puns
 
 
Mississippi gave Missouri a New Jersey, so what did Delaware?

I don't know, Alaska!
rain n' money
 
 
Why did God create economists?

To make weathermen look good!

speed demon
 
 
Harold and Lloyd were speeding down the road when a cop pulled them over.
"You were going eighty!" the officer yelled. "Why so fast?"
"We have a good reason," Lloyd explained to the cop. "Our brakes are no good so we wanted to get there before we had an accident!"

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