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cleansing
 
 
Why'd the robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway!
bottom of the ocean
 
 
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck!
jewelers v. jailers
 
 
What is the difference between a jeweler and a jailor?

One sells watches and the other watches cells.

peeping tom vs. a pickpocket
 
 
What's the difference between a pickpocket and a Peeping Tom?

A pickpocket snatches your watch.

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