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jewelers v. jailers
 
 
What is the difference between a jeweler and a jailor?

One sells watches and the other watches cells.

for unemployed loser schmucks
 
 
A man went to apply for a job. After filling out all of his applications he waited anxiously for the outcome.
The employer read all of his applications and said, “We have an opening for people like you.”
“Oh, great,” the man said, “what is it?”
“It's called the door!”
sausage roll
 
 
Q: How do you make a sausage roll?

A: Push it!
dirtbag
 
 
Q: What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner?

A: The dirtbag is on the inside of a vacuum cleaner!

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