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republicans in heaven
 
 
Why are there only 12 Republicans in heaven?
If there were any more, it'd be hell.
surrealists 'n' lightbulbs
 
 
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Banana.

chuck the yuck
 
 
What did the man say to the toothpaste model after she gave him oral sex?
"WOW! Those are the whitest teeth I've ever come across."
you know you're addicted to the net when
 
 
1) All of your friends have @ in their names

2) You can't call your mother...she doesn't have a modem

3) Your spouse makes a new rule... Computers don't come to bed.

4) You laugh at people with 56K modems.

5) You start tilting your head to smile :-)

6) Your phone bill comes to your house in a box

7) You find yourself typing com after every period

8) You start introducing your self as 'Jon@internet.com'

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