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She went to school one day and her teacher said, "How do you spell your name?"
The girl replied, "F.U. - F.U."
Her teacher sent her to the principal's office.
She got to the principal's office and he said, "First off, how do you spell your name?"
She said, "F.U. - F.U."
He said, "YOU ARE SUSPENDED!"
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He asks the salesmen, "How much?"
The salesman replied, "12 bucks for the rat and 100 bucks for the story."
The tourist says, "I'll just take the rat, thanks."
As soon as the tourist leaves the shop rats started crawling out of the sewers. There were a hundred rats, then a thousand, and then millions.
The tourist was running as fast as he could. He ran to the end of the pier and threw the bronze rat as far out into the lake as he could. All the other rats jumped after it and drowned.
The tourist walked back to the store.
The salesmen says, "Came back for the story, eh?"
The tourist replies, "No but I was wondering, do you have a statue of a Republican?"
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