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computer humor
 
 
A computer flashed a message to its user:

"I give up! I can't handle it anymore! Let the chips fall where they may!"

shaggy duck story
 
 
What did one duck say to the other?

What?

"Social Security!"

I don't get it.

You won't till you're 65...

true software professional
 
 
Guy 1: Hey! Why do you smoke cigarettes even though there is a warning on the pack that says it's bad for your health?
Guy 2: I am a software professional. I don't bother about warnings -- I am concerned only about the 'Alerts.'
green rock
 
 
What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red sea?

It gets wet.


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