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top ten: questions that make you go, "huh?"
 
 
  1. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
  2. What happens if you get scared to death twice?
  3. If the #2 pencil is so popular, why is it still #2?
  4. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
  5. If you write a book about failure, and it doesn't sell, is it a success?
  6. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
  7. If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
  8. If Superman is so smart, why does he wear underpants over his trousers?
  9. If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
  10. Why is it that if someone tells you there are 1 billion stars in the universe, you will believe them, but if someone tells you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?
viagra + eyedrops = ?
 
 
Why'd the man take Viagra eyedrops?

Because he wanted to look hard!

blonde loses sweet job
 
 
Why did the blonde get fired from her job at the M&M factory?

She threw away all the "W&W's"

if i had a hammer
 
 
A man is in court for murder and the judge says, 'You are charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer.'

Then a voice at the back of the court says, 'You bastard.'

The judge continues, 'You are also charged with beating your daughter to death with a hammer.'

Again the voice at the back of the court says, 'You bastard.'

The judge says, 'Now, we cannot have any more of these outbursts from you or I shall charge you with contempt! What is the problem?'

The man at the back of the court says, 'Fifteen years I lived next door to that bastard and everytime I asked to borrow a hammer he said he never had one!'

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