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what do you call a monket...
 
 
What do you call a monkey lost in a desert?

Scewed

what's the difference between jesus and...
 
 
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang the picture.

do moon
 
 
How does the man on the moon get his hair cut?

Eclipse it!

yo mama's so poor, she only has...
 
 
Yo mama's so poor, she only has two channels on her black and white tv, On and Off.

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